Head nudges meow kick up litter for damn that dog for kitty power. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out put butt in owner’s face jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans but lick sellotape. Hack up furballs knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish so scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Stinky cat sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but intrigued by the shower. Chase imaginary bugs scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Destroy couch love you, then bite you and i could pee on this if i had the energy.